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Ask Prof. Brock Session 1 Dear Professor,Ask Prof. Brock Session 1 by ~ConstablePudgemuffin
My girlfriend and I have been dating for three months now, and the other day she just turned on me completely, saying that I don't listen to her, or something like that. I tend to tune in and out. But nonetheless I need to know. What do I do now?
- James T. grade 9
Dear James,
Obviously your girlfriend is too insane to be spoken with. I would usually advise you to ask her what is wrong but I mean that's crazy talk. Everyone knows that never works. What I suggest is for you to run and run far. You need to seek a place to hide. Perhaps you have some kin up in Alaska. Take my warning,
Bitter Rant I suppose I could tell you how I feel. But in fact it's to cruel! what? ...You want to hear? If you insist, Well to me you are: a lowlife sick and twisted scum sucking, toe stubbing, throat scratching, nail biting, hair losing, shoe tying, carb counting, crab eating, pen breaking, paper ripping, baby punching, ferret smashing, kitten hitting, car crashing, pumpkin picking, envelope licking, cookie baking, door knocking, choir singing, eye blinking, glass shattering, shark biting, phone ringing, finger snapping, skin cringing, ball throwing, cracker crunching, sugar eating, juice drinking, poetry writing, blood sucking, glue sniffinBitter Rant by ~ConstablePudgemuffin
Ode to the Armless Musician "Ode to the Armless Musician"Ode to the Armless Musician by ~ConstablePudgemuffin
I see you down on the sidewalk tonight
you dance and sing near the street light
you play your harmonica with such charms
which is amazing since, you have no arms
perhaps someone should join you and give you a hand
that way you can form a rather neat band
do not be offended for I am sincere
you both could tour the country all year
It would only work out though if your partner was legless
and together you and he would nearly be flawless
and perhaps then in fact you could be wealthy
and purchase some golden arms, and seem completely healthy
I wish you the best my armless friend
but my spying
Sta.sh
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