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Ask Prof. Brock Session 1Dear Professor, My girlfriend and I have been dating for three months now, and the other day she just turned on me completely, saying that I don’t listen to her, or something like that. I tend to tune in and out. But nonetheless I need to know. What do I do now? - James T. grade 9Ask Prof. Brock Session 1
Dear James, Obviously your girlfriend is too insane to be spoken with. I would usually advise you to ask her what is wrong but I mean that’s crazy talk. Everyone knows that never works. What I suggest is for you to run and run far. You need to seek a place to hide. Perhaps you
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Bitter RantI suppose I could tell you how I feel. But in fact it’s to cruel! what? ...You want to hear? If you insist, Well to me you are: a lowlife sick and twisted scum sucking, toe stubbing, throat scratching, nail biting, hair losing, shoe tying, carb counting, crab eating, pen breaking, paper ripping, baby punching, ferret smashing, kitten hitting, car crashing, pumpkin picking, envelope licking, cookie baking, door knocking, choir singing, eye blinking, glass shattering, shark biting, phone ringing, finger snapping, skin cringing, ball throwing, cracker crunching, sugar eating, juice drinking, poetry writing, blood sucking, glue sniffinBitter Rant
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Ode to the Armless Musician"Ode to the Armless Musician" I see you down on the sidewalk tonight you dance and sing near the street light you play your harmonica with such charms which is amazing since, you have no arms perhaps someone should join you and give you a hand that way you can form a rather neat band do not be offended for I am sincere you both could tour the country all year It would only work out though if your partner was legless and together you and he would nearly be flawless and perhaps then in fact you could be wealthy and purchase some golden arms, and seem completely hOde to the Armless Musician
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